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what if you got a poem from sollux captor but it was just
<poem><romance>
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
Codiing ii2 all ii know
that2 iit that2 liiterally all there ii2 to me
</poem></romance>
Posted on May 22, 2013 via wwoww with 292 notes
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A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr
I fixed it
Bless You.
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Posted on May 22, 2013 via Untitled with 18,187 notes
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the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
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Posted on May 22, 2013 via Gone-ee-ness? with 26,879 notes
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we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:
i’m just reblogging this for how pERFECT the use of that gif was
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Posted on May 22, 2013 via Zombieland with 52,109 notes
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Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
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Posted on May 22, 2013 via Gay.org.uk with 5,605 notes
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Posted on May 22, 2013 via i am gucci you are crocs with 59,016 notes
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Today at the Disney Store
Woman yelling at her daughter:For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.Daughter:I want it and I'm buying it.Woman:This is ridiculous.Me:If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.All the other CMs:Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box:To be honest, these are for me.Posted on May 22, 2013 via because we're connected. with 68,199 notes
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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?
Posted on May 22, 2013 via PEETALONGBOTTOM with 84,658 notes
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via Keep calm and love loki with 50,685 notes
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you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via (>°д°)> with 121,139 notes
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![raccooneyedbitch:
bombarrows:
quadrangledreality:
lightningsshadow:
paranoidandroid42:
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!
He’s just a slut with a controller.
That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzk61g0hKW1rpj5z4o1_r1_500.jpg)
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!
He’s just a slut with a controller.
That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via Sam's Mind with 96,509 notes
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My class today
Me:So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...Students:He likes her!Me:Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.Students:That is just how boys are.Me:Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--Students:Oh, that's not okay.Me:Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.Students:Oh.Me:Oh, is right.Posted on May 21, 2013 via Betty Louise Plotnick with 107,650 notes
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I love how obviously intelligent the Sherlock fandom is, we find patterns, number symbols, decipher every millisecond of each scene, discover every possible meaning Moffat’s actions might have
but take the show away from us and
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via a rabbit, john! with 27,651 notes
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tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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