21 year old semi-self taught genius trying to make sense of the world. University student getting ready for the real world. My dock sails many ships. And my dash has everything from nerdy stuff to strange stuff.Tumblr (3.0; @chococrunch)http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onedirectionbtr4life.tumblr.com/post/50461245638/camuizuuki-mishafer-farrahda5hy" target="_blank">onedirectionbtr4life</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://camuizuuki.tumblr.com/post/42744215671/mishafer-farrahda5hy-mishafer-do-you-ever" target="_blank">camuizuuki</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mishafer.tumblr.com/post/41757373957" target="_blank">mishafer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://farrahda5hy.tumblr.com/post/41757137900/mishafer-do-you-ever-wonder-about-balthazars" target="_blank">farrahda5hy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mishafer.tumblr.com/post/41631761893" target="_blank">mishafer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Do you ever wonder about Balthazar’s vessel? Like, what if he was a button-down, conservative Christian guy who was so honoured to be chosen by an angel. And then the first night Balthazar has him as his vessel he gets drunk &amp; has a huge fucking orgy. </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i-bet-he-was-a-kindergarten-teacher" target="_blank">#i bet he was a kindergarten teacher</a></p> </blockquote> <p>*Sunday school teacher.  </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/09edd84a9566ff44bca711bdca210b30/tumblr_inline_mi03qm0m5s1qdn7yx.bmp"/></p> </blockquote> <p>guys</p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166302504http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166302504Thu, 23 May 2013 12:42:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7mtz9SX51r98adfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7mtz9SX51r98adfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166279673http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166279673Thu, 23 May 2013 12:42:04 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irresponsibleeyouth.tumblr.com/post/50935529435/the-trick-is-to-not-let-people-know-how-really" target="_blank">irresponsibleeyouth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG YES!!!!</p>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166065022http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166065022Thu, 23 May 2013 12:39:01 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hippyjamfest.tumblr.com/post/51041596570/i-want-to-join-your-hardcore-band-but-my-mom" target="_blank">hippyjamfest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first</p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166028103http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166028103Thu, 23 May 2013 12:38:29 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/600661ef08dcb9312267dbf58b1a6e72/tumblr_mn7slkdIEp1ro536qo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reducto1.tumblr.com/post/51139385673/im-quite-into-that-sammy-crowley-thing" target="_blank">reducto1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m quite into that sammy/crowley thing…</p> </blockquote> <p>But I let you keep Cas!</p>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166013643http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51166013643Thu, 23 May 2013 12:38:16 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://odolnost.tumblr.com/post/38771294155/if-you-locked-your-boyfriend-and-your-dog-in-a" target="_blank">odolnost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends</p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165957011http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165957011Thu, 23 May 2013 12:37:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3885693759a640d2b89e83c2ef3867f9/tumblr_mkmngnBN6P1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165800313http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165800313Thu, 23 May 2013 12:35:08 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosmicquake.tumblr.com/post/51045622606/rampaigehalseyface-seababe-you-really-only" target="_blank">cosmicquake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rampaigehalseyface.tumblr.com/post/47987508581/seababe-you-really-only-understand-how-drunk" target="_blank">rampaigehalseyface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seababe.tumblr.com/post/46658507780/you-really-only-understand-how-drunk-you-are-when" target="_blank">seababe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f9101dd3cce0ca4c6a1379fd5e5219a1/tumblr_inline_ml9lc8VGC61qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>i have never read anything more true in my entire life</p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165338709http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165338709Thu, 23 May 2013 12:28:22 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kauvera.tumblr.com/post/49422854700/supernatural-aka-tearsandgay-wiener-cest" target="_blank">kauvera</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supernatural-aka-tearsandgay.tumblr.com/post/38365033559" target="_blank">supernatural-aka-tearsandgay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wiener-cest.tumblr.com/post/38264884844/demeaniac-stop-scrolling-straighten-your-back" target="_blank">wiener-cest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demeaniac.tumblr.com/post/37435334200/stop-scrolling-straighten-your-back-mate-now" target="_blank">demeaniac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STOP SCROLLING</p> <p>straighten your back, mate</p> <p>NOW GO ON</p> </blockquote> <p>woah thanks i really needed that today</p> <p>tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME</p> </blockquote> <p>PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg</p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165304697http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165304697Thu, 23 May 2013 12:27:52 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niams-sexiness.tumblr.com/post/51144979349/consulting-time-lord-in-impala" target="_blank">niams-sexiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://consulting-time-lord-in-impala.tumblr.com/post/51082016197/supernatural-bby-can-the-hannibal-fandom-please" target="_blank">consulting-time-lord-in-impala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supernatural-bby.tumblr.com/post/51068115142/can-the-hannibal-fandom-please-eat-metatron" target="_blank">supernatural-bby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>can the hannibal fandom please eat Metatron</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fc2fe956008eb24872e0a599a7b1905a/tumblr_inline_mn7oxpgWNQ1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Yes, yes, I’m starting to like this fandom</p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165073946http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51165073946Thu, 23 May 2013 12:24:23 -0700Me: Hello?<br /> Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?<br /> Me: I have no mother.<br /> Her: Well can I speak to your father?<br /> Me: Yeah, which one?<br /> Her: Which one is home?<br /> Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.<br /> Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?<br /> Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.<br /> Her: So who's Antonio?<br /> Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.<br /> Her: So Carlos was cheating?<br /> Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.<br /> Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?<br /> Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.<br /> Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?<br /> Me: I never said that.<br /> Her: Yes, yes you did!<br /> Me: No I didn't.<br /> Her: Y-yes! You did!<br /> Me: Did what?<br /> Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.<br /> http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164999068http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164999068Thu, 23 May 2013 12:23:16 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f4b67lSc1qk6wc3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f4b67lSc1qk6wc3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f4b67lSc1qk6wc3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f4b67lSc1qk6wc3o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164862348http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164862348Thu, 23 May 2013 12:21:10 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59b9ffefe1a226ee989ecd77c9248da9/tumblr_mkkd9iiKx61qcq3p4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f0da55529b377d9ecd94afea610f35b/tumblr_mkkd9iiKx61qcq3p4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c847d7275e2c67a60e4749752b27fb19/tumblr_mkkd9iiKx61qcq3p4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f36806916f2ae407a0592db092226f12/tumblr_mkkd9iiKx61qcq3p4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morgenst3rn.tumblr.com/post/50372858159/casteilnovak-polkadottedlily" target="_blank">morgenst3rn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://casteilnovak.tumblr.com/post/48527518234/polkadottedlily-undercover-mockingbird-look" target="_blank">casteilnovak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://polkadottedlily.tumblr.com/post/48446820620/undercover-mockingbird-look-how-sad-he-is" target="_blank">polkadottedlily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://undercover-mockingbird.tumblr.com/post/47211745602/look-how-sad-he-is" target="_blank">undercover-mockingbird</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LOOK HOW SAD HE IS.</p> </blockquote> <p>THAT FACE IS NOT OK OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s dicks like him that made Sherlock the man he is today, and NOT in a good way.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s dicks like him that make me murderous over fictional shows</p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164761574http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164761574Thu, 23 May 2013 12:19:42 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdteb3U5Qf1rgr4l6o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdteb3U5Qf1rgr4l6o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdteb3U5Qf1rgr4l6o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdteb3U5Qf1rgr4l6o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdteb3U5Qf1rgr4l6o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdteb3U5Qf1rgr4l6o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegentlehoneybee.tumblr.com/post/49176051595/hobbitdragon-fjasklfjals-the-way-its-little" target="_blank">thegentlehoneybee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hobbitdragon.tumblr.com/post/49098669722/fjasklfjals-the-way-its-little-feeties-start" target="_blank">hobbitdragon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fjasklfjals the way its little feeties start paddling before it even hits the water</p> </blockquote> <p>I approve the use of the word ‘feeties’</p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164718182http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164718182Thu, 23 May 2013 12:19:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2dbb6504243974f5ab6ee7519029aa8/tumblr_mg2fofIBAA1qe8a0fo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/762cdbb106b3b062d604c5d87fb20ffc/tumblr_mg2fofIBAA1qe8a0fo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aac4b0355a7937c044d73aa6d900f650/tumblr_mg2fofIBAA1qe8a0fo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/588f57b0d4e05493d51ab7acfa029bd8/tumblr_mg2fofIBAA1qe8a0fo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therossu.tumblr.com/post/51162501661/always-a-reblog" target="_blank">therossu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>always a <span class="GINGER_SOFATWARE_spelling">reblog</span></em></p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164426968http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51164426968Thu, 23 May 2013 12:14:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmt74f8lg1r5agffo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmt74f8lg1r5agffo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmt74f8lg1r5agffo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvmt74f8lg1r5agffo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giver-of-armbands.tumblr.com/post/28924326504" target="_blank">giver-of-armbands</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="141" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32fqwgRkz1qha4tr.gif" width="245"/></p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51161762726http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51161762726Thu, 23 May 2013 11:31:32 -0700<p><a href="http://bitch-i-might-be-hannibal.tumblr.com/post/51156049215/today-i-wore-pajamas-and-a-sheet-at-school-because-im" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bitch-i-might-be-hannibal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nonymoose.tumblr.com/post/51110667745/today-i-wore-pajamas-and-a-sheet-at-school-because-im" target="_blank">nonymoose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f3adc6dc64bb774a694d5c0eff9c6759/tumblr_inline_mn85bgQVC21qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a74571a60bb6d7f4001f1b5b234d299c/tumblr_inline_mn85b5NTw61qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p></blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51161319030http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51161319030Thu, 23 May 2013 11:23:56 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4dad1c3b4a5ccbe9445a284348c5114/tumblr_mmzzitEEDj1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://botkin20.tumblr.com/post/50861987239/there-there" target="_blank">botkin20</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefunniestpost.com/post/50859272823/hysterical" target="_blank">t</a>here there</p> </blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51161025836http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51161025836Thu, 23 May 2013 11:18:49 -0700<p><a href="http://sherlockandspockinthetardis.tumblr.com/post/51160650836/johnwatsonismyspiritanimal-i-ship-an-armada" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sherlockandspockinthetardis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://johnwatsonismyspiritanimal.tumblr.com/post/51120075257/i-ship-an-armada-i-read-the-benedict-didnt" target="_blank">johnwatsonismyspiritanimal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-ship-an-armada.tumblr.com/post/51119874849/i-read-the-benedict-didnt-like-the-shower-scene" target="_blank">i-ship-an-armada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I read the Benedict didn’t like the shower scene because he didn’t</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bc1ce7e345c6ed366e0a0458f33df6fd/tumblr_inline_mn8cgdK1hy1ruzo1y.gif"/></p> <p>think</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bc1ce7e345c6ed366e0a0458f33df6fd/tumblr_inline_mn8cgqDEhr1ruzo1y.gif"/></p> <p>he</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bc1ce7e345c6ed366e0a0458f33df6fd/tumblr_inline_mn8ch5Oh6d1ruzo1y.gif"/></p> <p>was</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bc1ce7e345c6ed366e0a0458f33df6fd/tumblr_inline_mn8cho0gQR1ruzo1y.gif"/></p> <p>fit</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bc1ce7e345c6ed366e0a0458f33df6fd/tumblr_inline_mn8ci3VLdq1ruzo1y.gif"/></p> <p>enough.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bc1ce7e345c6ed366e0a0458f33df6fd/tumblr_inline_mn8cikaZQ81ruzo1y.gif"/></p> <p>And so they cut the scene.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/950e62c61d929887d48d2fe10e79ed66/tumblr_inline_mn8cmlUva71ruzo1y.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>W</p> <p>H</p> <p>A</p> <p>T</p> <p>YOU HAVE <strong><em>GOT</em></strong> TO BE KIDDING ME</p> </blockquote> <p>Not fit enough???? How more sexy and fit can this man be? He is stop eating hot!</p></blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51160906388http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51160906388Thu, 23 May 2013 11:16:44 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2810fc6fd4c7afe78e53a45f2b55456/tumblr_mn6925ASDK1r5fenlo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f2aa4f644f1e816069083c72c2e3a22/tumblr_mn6925ASDK1r5fenlo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/51126106067/those-wordless-moments-how-did-these-two-even" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">death-by-lulz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://those-wordless-moments.tumblr.com/post/51106434711/how-did-these-two-even-win-the-hunger-games" target="_blank">those-wordless-moments</a>:</p> <p>How did these two even win the hunger games?</p></blockquote>http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51136908152http://chococrunch.tumblr.com/post/51136908152Thu, 23 May 2013 01:24:03 -0700